i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I understand Curling. That high.
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
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I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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