You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
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This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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