The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
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She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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