People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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