just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again