if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.