you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
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He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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