He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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