Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I just want to make out with him forever
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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