is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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