My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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