some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
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That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
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Remember the time you cried about coconuts
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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