It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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