billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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