But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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