At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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