Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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