and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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