$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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