the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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