Who wears a wallet chain?!
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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