The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I skipped work to stalk him.
only you would photoshop your dick
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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