Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
soo... how was my night?
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