Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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