he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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