your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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