I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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