if you like me you must not know who I am
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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