Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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