I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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