He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
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Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
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Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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