I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
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He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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