let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
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Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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