i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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