We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Randomize
