bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
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We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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