If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.