Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT