that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
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He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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