It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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