i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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