ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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