Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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