If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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