College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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