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He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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