Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
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i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
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I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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