I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
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I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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