I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. ðŸ˜
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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