hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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