What did we do last night that was yellow?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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