That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
How's work?
Spinning.
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The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize