im about as happy as oj after his trial
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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