But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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