Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
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I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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