All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
In America we eat man semen.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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