i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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